This is the funniest thing I've heard all week... actually, maybe all month!
Note: please stop reading now if anything having to do with "bowels" bothers you.
During my pregnancy, I admit that I used meta.mucil once or twice. I thought that was it and I was the only person to use any product of that type these last 4 years. But when I cleaned out our medicine cabinet, I was very surprised to find a very old, half-used box of X-Lax. When I went to throw it out, my husband said, "Keep that... I like to have laxatives laying around the house."
After my very confused look, he replied, "Hey, this is the 'Land of Cheese'- you never know when you're gonna get bound up."